Tuesday Afternoon Inside Linebacker

tailSince “Monday Morning Quarterback” and “Tuesday Morning Quarterback” are taken and uninspired, and because I’m preempting my own exhaustion of “Monday“-themed alliterations, ALDLAND’s regular football/weekend roundup will move to Tuesday afternoons, which also permits incorporation of the Monday night NFL game. With week two of college football and week one of the NFL in the books, here goes:

College Football


  • Brendan and Physguy were in Ann Arbor for ESPN College Gameday, and the only evidence is a couple cryptic tweets from Brendan.

The games — No surprises:

  • I was able to find Michigan State’s game against South Florida on television in the Southeast, which may be thanks to USF’s participation in the game, but which also felt like finding a unicorn in the wild. MSU’s defense continues to outscore their offense, and that’s with three quarterbacks! Even Sparta only ever had two kings at once. Michigan State 21, South Florida 6.
  • I also found Vanderbilt-Austin Peay on TV, which is a reminder that it’s week two for the broadcasters as well. VU had no problem with its Middle Tennessee neighbors, winning 38-3.
  • The biggest early game was between Florida and Miami. The Gators came out flat, Miami’s defense was aggressive, and the Hurricanes took the win, 21-16. On Fox Sports 1, Clay Travis said that UF quarterback Jeff Driskel should’ve been looking to run the ball more than he did, and I agree. The game was ugly, and Driskel did little to infuse a dynamic element into the sluggish Gator offense.
  • Georgia bounced back from its week 1 loss to Clemson with a win against South Carolina that should have surprised no one, but which certainly surprised the already half-crazed Bulldawg fans, who were reeling after their loss to the Tigers. UGA came out on fire in both halves, beating back a twenty-one-point second quarter for the (internally) Fighting Gamecocks on their way to a 41-30 victory.
  • In a somewhat uglier game, Michigan beat Notre Dame by that same score under the lights in Ann Arbor. Michigan quarterback Devin Gardner showed flashes of brilliance and idiocy on Saturday night, but connecting with receiver Jeremy Gallon for three touchdowns and almost two-hundred yards was much more of the former variety. Michigan’s successes, together with ND’s various shortfalls, had Brian Kelly speaking in tongues by the second quarter.
  • Oregon’s reverse-Lewis-and-Clark campaign to draw more East Coast attention was in full shock-and-awe mode in Charlottesville, where the Ducks scored very early and very often. Nike 59, Thomas Jefferson 10.
  • In a game with indirect national-championship implications, Illinois demolished Cincinnati, 45-17. That result made this game a nationally relevant one. Louisville’s weak-schedule bid for a spot in the BCS national championship depended almost entirely on the Bearcats being seen as a legitimate opponent making for a quality win. Cincinnati’s loss to a middling Big Ten team like Illinois is a significant blow to the illusion that Louisville’s schedule would stack up against those of leading teams from other conferences, and there’s nothing the Cardinals can do about it.
  • In the late game, ALDLAND favorites Washington State defeated USC in Los Angeles. The Cougars posted a very un-Mike-Leach-like ten points, but Lane Kiffin’s Trojans only mustered seven, dealing USC its first home-opener loss since 1997.



  • For pregame viewing, I chose the new pregame show from CBS’ new-ish twenty-four-hour sports channel, CBS Sports Network. The show is called “That Other Pregame Show,” or TOPS, and I liked it. In structure and tone, the show is simple but meaty. In place of a revolving panel of thirteen shouting former players and undefined, shifting “segment” concepts, TOPS offers a consistent panel of four people– former player Bart Scott and former Raiders CEO Amy Trask, along with host Adam Schein and Brandon Tierny– with a sidebar for news and fantasy updates from Allie LaForce and Nathan Zegura. Trask, the NFL’s first female CEO, is TOPS’ hidden gem. She bucks sports talk conventions as well, more often for better than for worse. Throwing to Zegura for fantasy updates at every position was a bit tedious, but LaForce kept those segments on-track and watchable. Sports Illustrated media critic Richard Deitsch’s comments on the show are here.
  • Can ALDLAND buy a sponsor? For NFL season, the high-class fan should be drinking Budweiser Black Crown.

The games:

  • Just like the Michigan State game I mentioned above, locating a television showing the Detroit Lions game, which was airing on the same network and at the same as the Falcons, is something of a white whale here, but if I have to go to a great barbecue restaurant to do it, then call me Ahab. The game itself is too comically terrible to recount here or anywhere, but the Lions did two important things Sunday: 1) establish a legitimate running game, thanks to Reggie Bush and Joique Bell, and 2) win, and beat a division foe at that. Detroit 34, Minnesota 24.
  • From the Falcons’ perspective, their game was the inverse of the Lions’ game. They opened up in the Superdome against division rival New Orleans, played well much of the game, and blew it at the end. Atlanta’s new retread running back, Steven Jackson, wasn’t quite Reggie Bush on Sunday, but the Falcons’ defense looks to be their real problem going forward. 23-17 Saints.
  • Speaking of Denver, the Broncos hosted the Baltimore Ravens, defending Super Bowl champs, for the season-opener on Thursday, where Peyton Manning turned in an historic performance, throwing for seven touchdowns in the win. Only a handful of quarterbacks have pulled a reverse Ty Detmer, and nobody’s done it since the 1960s. Despite all of the fireworks, commentator and former quarterback Boomer Esiason thought the “best part of the game” was when Manning took a knee to run out the clock at the end of the game. 49-27 Broncos.
  • The Jets jetted their way to a very Jets win thanks to a Tampa Bay personal foul on the penultimate play of the game that moved New York into Nick Folk’s field-goal range. Buccaneers 17, Jets 18.
  • For week one, the NFL offered two Monday night games. Because I was having my feelings addressed by The National, I did not watch any of the first game, a faceoff between Robert Griffin III’s reconstructed knee and Chip Kelly’s college offense all growed up. Kelly’s Eagles won, 33-27. I caught the end of the first half of the second game, when it looked like San Diego would beat Houston in a snoozer. I snoozed, and I missed a big comeback by the Texans, who won 31-28.

Next Week’s Best Games: Alabama vs. Texas A&M, 3:30 on CBS; San Francisco vs. Seattle, 8:30 on NBC.

Final Note: I still don’t have any fantasy football advice to offer, and that’s not only because all three of my teams lost in week one, but in the spirit of Drew Magary’s weekly Chris Johnson Memorial Fantasy Player Who Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death award, I’ll send fantasy death wishes to LeSean McCoy, the Philadelphia running back who did little more than disappoint after I took him fifth overall last year. I put him low on my draft boards this year, and all he did last night was rush for 184 yards and one touchdown. LAST YEAR WAS YOUR FANTASY CONTRACT YEAR, LESEAN!


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