AKA, Dice World Championships. #MemphisOlympiad

— College Football Newswire (@CFBW) February 20, 2013

@edsbs "We are proud to present, singing your national anthem at these opening ceremonies, Three 6 Mafia" #MemphisOlympiad

— Trevor Lahey (@TrevorLahey3) February 20, 2013

Instead of an Olympic torch, we'll just light an abandoned car on Lamar on fire. #MemphisOlympiad

— Rex Steele (@ThisIsRexSteele) February 20, 2013

@BunkiePerkins Michael Oher parachutes into the Liberty Bowl. #MemphisOlympiad

— Original Fun Dad (@jsbuttram) February 20, 2013

Purple drank replaces Gatorade as the sponsored drink of choice. #MemphisOlympiad

— Dan Why-Ner IS FREE (@DanWeiner) February 20, 2013

Greyhound racing named official Olympic sport #MemphisOlympiad

— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) February 20, 2013

Competitive CPR on obese guys at a BBQ restaurant. #MemphisOlympiad

— GregLee (@GregLee) February 20, 2013

I still think Freestyle Walking needs to be an event, as does Interpretive Driving. #MemphisOlympiad

— ♥️ I Love Memphis Blog (@ilovememphis) February 20, 2013

Decathlon simply renamed "Hustle and Flow" #MemphisOlympiad

— David A. Smith | Photographer (@DSmithScenes) February 20, 2013

If they bring back wrestling to the #MemphisOlympiad all matches have to be on Monday night.

— Jay Scurlock (@JayScurlock) February 20, 2013

Gymnastic floor exercises held on Beale Street #Allofthehandsprings #MemphisOlympiad

— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) February 20, 2013

Speed Walking in Memphis #MemphisOlympiad

— Jamie Plunkett (@FrogPreacher) February 20, 2013

All swimming events will be held on the Mighty Mississip' #MemphisOlympiad

— Allan Gamble 🥋 (@thatsjustal) February 20, 2013

400 meter breaststroke on the Mississippi…everybody drowns. #MemphisOlympiad

— dunc city (@whduncan) February 20, 2013

"And the Gold Medal in BBQ Ribs….. Goes To….. " #MemphisOlympiad

— AUtitude (@AUtitude) February 20, 2013

3D projection of Elvis sings the National Anthem at every medal ceremony, regardless of winner #MemphisOlympiad

— Jamie Plunkett (@FrogPreacher) February 20, 2013

John Daly, official mascot #MemphisOlympiad

— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) February 20, 2013

Foreigners mistaking the Peabody Ducks for a high-end poultry market. #MemphisOlympiad

— Landon Howell (@landonhowell) February 20, 2013

Complimentary 40's for athlete's with proper credentials at Raiford's. #MemphisOlympiad

— Fayettetrill (@Zac_Stuckey) February 20, 2013

All facilities built for the games will be turned into a Bass Pro Shop afterward. #MemphisOlympiad

— Banks Woodrick (@BanksW) February 20, 2013