I was reading a recap of Michigan’s curb stomping of Northworstern last week and they mentioned what is called a “Kobe assist”. So I thought that term sounded funny and googled it and the first result was a Grantland article on the subject. More precisely a 3,100 word Grantland article on the subject. I got like a paragraph in and lost interest. No one needs a 3,100 word article on whatever a Kobe assist is. That is why ALDLAND will always be the best “land,” other than of course Super Mario Land.