When a certain Nashville restaurant decided to stop being an obvious organized crime front and take the business above board, one of the succession of attempted ventures in the space was a sports bar so desperate for customers it was almost giving away beer. The question was, is “two-for-one” beer the same thing as half-off beer, and if not, which is preferable?
Anyway, you need not choose, because here in a single post are two quick hits about beer and guys who don’t want any of it. First up is the now “viral” (HT: Laura) Bryce Harper:
Straight up Gongshow.
Next is a guy we hope isn’t viral, even if his late-night driving errands suggest he’s at an increased risk:
I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to revoke the Round Mound’s knighthood.