For some reason, I was having a little trouble selecting a suitable jam for today, but then my unconscious floated me this hip seasonal number. It is advisable to engage the snow machine ignition switch:
If you’d rather go full-throttle, cut to the chase, pop the clutch and drop the hammer, direct yourself over here. Either way, merry Christmas.
ALDLAND 
Though I am fully aware this might be the most ridiculous comment of all time, I really never considered “River” a Christmas jam until you posted it, despite the opening line AND the jingle bell riff…