Jordan Schafer is Highly Questionable

Jordan Schafer returned to the Atlanta Braves as an outfielder this past season, and he has himself a very nice condo at the Downtown W. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has a slideshow out today showing off Schafer’s residence. All’s well until you see how he’s decided to use his dual-mounted flat-screen televisions. This stopped me in my mouse-clicking tracks:

The man can watch anything in the world, and this is his selection? It doesn’t even make sense: these are the ESPN and ESPN2 simulcasts of two radio shows. Having both on TV at the same time seems at least impractical; at worst, that mirror thing offers more insight on the world than both of those TVs combined.

I love radio, and I love TV broadcasts of radio shows. Having done radio in the past, I love seeing the studio setups and silent communications that make a radio broadcast work. Maybe Schafer and I are alike in this way. If that’s true, though, he really ought to be watching the Dan Patrick Show, which has better content than either Mike & Mike or The Herd and offers a much richer viewing experience. Patrick’s show is a radio show, but it’s designed with a television audience in mind as well; with ESPN, the TV aspect feels like an afterthought.

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3 thoughts on “Jordan Schafer is Highly Questionable

  1. If you experienced a sudden

    num_tv+=2

    (that is, your number of tv’s was increased by two) (not to mention the additional num_remote+=5 I believe), what would you put on your pair of wall mounted television screens?

    • If we’re limiting ourselves to sports during the timeframe depicted in the above photograph, the Dan Patrick Show definitely would be on one (NBCSN), with Fox Sports Live (FS1) on closed captioning on the other.

  2. Pingback: The selfishness of Colin Cowherd’s critique of Dan Patrick | ALDLAND

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